Abbreviated attention span

I think napping multiple times a day suits my personality. There are a lot of other aspects about this recovery that I find annoying, like only being able to do something for about an hour and then falling asleep, only to wake up for a few minutes and fall back to sleep. I watched Oprah today to be schooled in what a clitoris is. Or, more accurately to be baffled by how many people have no idea what a clitoris is. HONESTLY?

But the napping? I ROCK NAPPING.

I haven't read anything because I can't seem to sit still and read without falling asleep. I have looked at the covers of multiple books and contemplated walking to B&N to buy more books I won't read.

Today's venture outside of my apartment was in search of the perfect sweater dress. Also acceptable would have been any item of clothing that doesn't touch my abdomen. I came home with fruit salad and orechiette.

Tomorrow I will be voting. And... yeah, that's pretty much it. My goal for the end of the week is to be able to stay awake during business hours. It's a lofty goal at this point.

Comments

[Rhi]

If you do find the perfect sweater dress, notify me immediately.

If either of us ever has to do laporascopy again? We're doing it together.

[Mer]

Just make sure you're not too drugged to vote for the right candidate!! ;o)

[Kerry]

Man...staying awake during business hours is my goal for the week, and I haven't had surgery. Maybe I need to be a bit more motivated.

[Ree]

At least they didn't remove your sense of humor!

[Isabel]

I hate to admit it but I saw some cute dresses at Old Navy yesterday.

Hey, I'm just saying.

[Kristabella]

You could have described unemployment right there.

I mean minus sleeping through Oprah because she's on too early.

[AmyH]

are you ever going to blog again? Because really? I need more funny and you are one of the places I go for that.

:-)